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- What you are holding in your hands is disgusting. Shame on you.
This book, on the other hand, is not a normal book. This will
be demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt over the course of
this trial. Choose-Your-Own-Clark-Adventures are non-linear narratives
in which you, the asshole, get to choose your path through the
twisted, torturous ruins of what we smugly call fate.
You pick your path! You guide your hand! You follow your heart!
In short, You Make The Call! If it's fourth down, and the ball
hits a pigeon during the Infield Fly Rule, and the goalie has
been pulled, should the referee call "icing"? Find out inside!
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