What you are holding in your hands is disgusting. Shame on you.

This book, on the other hand, is not a normal book. This will be demonstrated beyond a shadow of a doubt over the course of this trial. Choose-Your-Own-Clark-Adventures are non-linear narratives in which you, the asshole, get to choose your path through the twisted, torturous ruins of what we smugly call fate.

You pick your path! You guide your hand! You follow your heart! In short, You Make The Call! If it's fourth down, and the ball hits a pigeon during the Infield Fly Rule, and the goalie has been pulled, should the referee call "icing"? Find out inside!

 

Turn to the beginning.