WheatBread Issue#8: April 1, 1997
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Spring ’97 parody issue
WheatBread#8


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CONTENTS:
WheatBread#8
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1. The cover [duh]
2. The Table of Contents, plus:
- "Amorica (with Thoughtful Henry)" [cartoon]
- the Masthead
- "Guest Expert: You"
3. "U. Views" (Letters to the Editor)
The Editorial (Letter from the Editor)
"U. Polls" [opinion poll results]
4. "Quickies" [College News Briefs]
5. "This Bytes" [computer news]:
- Mac vs. PCs: Why PCs Still Suck
- The World's Wide WEB Offers Opportunities for Excitement!
- Bits and Bytes
6. "U. News":
- 6th Year Free Programs
- Putting the 'H' Back in 'ADD'
7. "U. News", cont'd:
- Professor Named in Allegations of Misconduct
- Celebrity Quiz: Jewish or Lesbian?
- Protecting Your Right to Harass (Guest Editorial)
8. "Rock" :
- Radio
- Our Picks
- Pocket Band
- 'Squba Gear' review
9. "Reel":
- Film Clips
- the Reel Deel
10. The First-Ever 42nd Annual U. Putz Scholarship Application [ad]
11. Another Annual U. Putz Photo Contest
12. Record Club ad
Online only! -- The original, quickly-aborted cover idea